Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Confessions of a Chocoholic


For as long as I can remember, I've had this unparalleled hankering for chocolate. Generally when I'm in the presence of it, I've just gotta have it! Morning, Noon, or Night-chocolate's always out of sight. I simply can not explain my matchless cravings for chocolaty goodness. Hershey's or Godiva; Milk or Dark; liquid or solid. It really doesn't matter. When it comes to chocolate, I do not discriminate.


Now, my coworkers understand that I have this little issue... ok, BIG issue, surrounding chocolate. But instead of helping me, they tend to compile the problem.



Here's how they do it.

The Tin of Temptation


Although it's presence has increased my prayer life, (Please Lord, help me see my way around the sugary sweetness today!) I must continuously shirk the centrifugal force of these tantalizing treats. Talk about discipline.

Who am I kidding? Most of the time, this brown sugar wins me over.


I just don't understand why they repeatedly fill this tin to the brim. I have never even contributed to this sweet supply. It simply doesn't make much sense to finance my own enticement. Time after time I've begged them to stop this surplus of saccharine, but to my dismay, I return to these delightful delicacies day after day.





Marting Lawrence explains what happens to candy whenever he is around in the movie Blue Streak. It also explains what happens to chocolate whenever I'm around. Pray for me ya'll!


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